person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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Gatsby? What Gatsby?

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queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
me: fictional, mostly.

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chasing-lines:

gpoy

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These past two weeks have consisted of writing. When I’m bored, I write. Entertained, I write. Write write write. New idea? Write it down. My hand is screaming for me to stop, but hey, I’m kinda bored right now, so I am going to go write.  

Facebook : Omg I hear lightning I'm going to die.
Facebook: Dude I saw the tornado form.
Facebook: I'm gonna hide until this storm passes.
Facebook: I hope there's no school tomorrow because of this storm.
Tumblr: Cool, it's raining.

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

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